General Carowinds discussion
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By Wormy
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A home for non-construction park photos, stupid captions, and general stupidity.


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Look Pa! They got WATER!


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The non inverting, below 200' mini hyper.


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Waterproof and golden and non-porous is he.


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A blue dolphin named Karen.


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I give it a 3.


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Sometimes.


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Who?


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What is this thing?


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Well, have at it then.


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What a sucky font.


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Exactly.


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This thing will rip your skin off.


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See?


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When did Dora grow dreds?


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Yellow.


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Red.


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From the deep fryer?


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Pose correctly or I'll poke you in the stomach.


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That's a good deal.


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I'll plan the intervention.


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Good for your heart.


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Another deleted post.


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Peace.
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By coasterbruh
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Wormy wrote:A home for non-construction park photos, stupid captions, and general stupidity.



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The non inverting, below 200' mini hyper.


lol lol...you are absolutely correct in the world of roller coaster terminology
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By alecscrews
#33743
In 2010 Carowinds is gonna have 2 Hypers in the park!! More then any other park lol
Last edited by alecscrews on August 21st, 2009, 1:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
By Whitesoxsfan21
#33756
^ Eh , you forgot the other three mini , non invertion , under 200 feet hyper coasters! Fairyodd coaster , Thunder Road , and Hurler! We're gonna have 4 mini hyper coasters and possibly a real one! xD
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By Wormy
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Kinky.


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Don't steal me. Zoinks.


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The sitting place. Where people sit. And sit.


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And sit. And wave their arms weird.


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Why does this make me nervous?


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Another record breaker.


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I think I just wet myself.


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Some more.


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Bring back Oaken Bucket.


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I count at least three dirty jokes.


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Recycled Cobra fence. Environmental sustainability. (Good eye Patrick)


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Don't look down.


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That's racin'.


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So is that.


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They'll have a whole lot more next year.


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Mmm, pre-chewed Ferengi food.


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Does a snake sh*t in the woods?


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Ah, here's where the pink flowers went.


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Yeah, f the attendant.


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Crap, still no Wormy.
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By coasterbruh
#33824
Whitesoxsfan21 wrote:^ Eh , you forgot the other three mini , non invertion , under 200 feet hyper coasters! Fairyodd coaster , Thunder Road , and Hurler! We're gonna have 4 mini hyper coasters and possibly a real one! xD

uhhh...they have to be steel.... rolls eyes... :roll: :roll:
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By WindsWaker
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^ I always wondered why, when I leave the park, I'm suddenly very aware I live in the Carolinas... :mrgreen:
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By Wormy
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One last diversion on Announcement Eve.

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This is how you dispose of it.


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"EXTRAS PORT! IN THE RAIN"!!! Wes.


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Better wolf down that tuna carpaccio and chug the Sauvignon Blanc.


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Please don't yell at me.


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This is how you CYA.


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Rawr!


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And goody gumdrops.


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I live here.


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Not doing it for me.


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But this does.


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Grandpa Willy.


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He must have given up the sandwiches.


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You've been warned.


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Can't say you weren't warned.


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Mars needs some.


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OMG!


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Thrills.


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Chills.


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Spills.


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Red-headed stepchild.


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Not necessarily in that order.


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I'm afraid this thing will eat me.


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No.


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I think I can see my house from ..... never mind.
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By Davidtmp
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Whitesoxsfan21 wrote:^ Eh , you forgot the other three mini , non invertion , under 200 feet hyper coasters! Fairyodd coaster , Thunder Road , and Hurler! We're gonna have 4 mini hyper coasters and possibly a real one! xD
Um, wrong!! Those are WOODEN coasters, a whole other class. Now you could have said Richochet, and Reptar. I believe the classification was STEEL, non-inverting, under 200ft. :D That is still a bunch of hypin'!!!
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By Wormy
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No, let me take YOUR picture.


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Looks like something went wrong with the bear machine.


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Guess you're not supposed to go past these either.


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I got a different seat this time!


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I was first in line.


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... Barbera.


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Mario's brother went on to make something of himself.


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BAM! BIFF! ZOWIE!


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Oops, forgot one.


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Welcome to our Cobra Center.


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Not that there's anything wrong with that.


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Well, it was.


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FUTB.


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This......


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..... leads to this.


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In the lightness.


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Rather dirty.


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Brooks must not have had a very busy life.


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Eh, needed salt.


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:(


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How come this didn't make the papers?


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Paul must have not been that wise after all.


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Well I like it too but...


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And I didn't care then either.


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I don't see any.


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...to do some crappy football commentary.


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Must be talking about Mark and Jon.


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This Vekoma will do that to you.
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By Wormy
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Uh, had some time to kill Saturday.

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C3.


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I don't think I want to see this.


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Automated Teller Machine. Not Automated Teller Machine Machine.


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The family that pees together.....


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Ooh! Fast As Lightnin' - that has to be a clue!


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"The blue bus ... is calling us.."


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"The world is black, the world is white.."


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"Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!"


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Well give me a minute.


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Ten. Dollars. This. Is. Wrong.


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You lost me at # 2.


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One thousand, nine hundred and twenty-eight wings.


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Free lemon souvenirs.


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He was here. That's all.


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Awwwwwwwwwwwwright ladies and gentlemaww wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.


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Oxymoron.


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Kind of hard to carry around.


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.... it's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's ....


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Better let him have it.


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It ended.
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By Wormy
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I guess I had a LOT of time to kill.

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Somewhere is a happy squirrel.


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Snap.


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Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you? Fool me .. can't get fooled again!


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Southern Culture on the Skids.


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I hear and I obey.


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The name won't be o-round much longer.


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It's a beauty way to go. (Not many of you are going to get that.)


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I forget what I was going to do with this one.


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J-E-T-S - JETS! JETS! JETS! Is there anything more annoying?


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Closed. :cry:


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Please. Stop.


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Talk about going green.


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Tiny dancer.


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Huh?


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Apparently.


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You said up the shaft.


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Yep. You should have.


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How appropriate.


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More Nighthawk casualties.


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I don't want to know.


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Hang your head high.


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One way to get a view over the fence.


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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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By Wormy
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End of season clearance. Everything must go!

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M-O-O-N, that spells moon.


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Not as random or as clumsy as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.


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Hey, I miss the old County Fair swings too.


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Come on bruh, it's only $1.


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Ohai.


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Schidt.


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So what are you trying to say?


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How did the park sell this..


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... and continue to sell this?


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Hello, where have you been all season?


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Husband: Say, what do you say we sip our vino and contemplate riding the Carolina Cobra.
Wife: That sounds like a fine idea. Let's sit over here.
Husband: Say! Do you think this is the '07 or '08?
Wife: Silly, there was no '08 with this label. They didn't produce that year, remember?
Husband: Oh, silly me, I forgot.
"Sips"
Husband: Nice legs though. I detect hints of oak and cherry blossom, with a hint of juniper berries.
Wife: I think you're picking up the scent of the plastic cup. It interferes with the nose.
Husband: Sigh. Maybe you're right.
"Swirls"
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Hmmm?
Wife: Do you think the Carolina Cobra is supposed to make that much noise?
Husband: It is rather noisy, isn't it? I would warrant that the particular manufacturer of this coaster does not craft this brand of coaster as skillfully as perhaps others might.
Wife: But do you think it's supposed to make THAT noise?
Husband: No. I dare say the Carolina Cobra... rattles! HA HA HA HA.
Wife: You're not funny.
Husband: Sigh.


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http://www.kdfansite.com/forums/


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http://www.kdfansite.com/forums/ Just kidding.


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Think I better leave this caption alone.


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As if $23,000,000 wasn't enough.


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Alvey? Can't say I do, but I never met the man. Although I think it's missing a B.
(Couldn't find one for Novak).


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Wife: My wine is warm.
Husband: You're not holding your cup right. You're supposed to grip it at the top with your thumb and index finger. You're holding it at the base and the heat from your hand is...
Wife: Don't tell me what to do. I'll hold it however I like.
Husband: Yes, dear.
Wife: Wait. What just happened?
Husband: That's odd.
Wife: Did the Carolina Cobra just get ... stuck?
Husband: It did indeed. It valleyed.
Wife: It what?
Husband: Valleyed. That is the correct term I believe.
Wife: How did you know that?
Husband: Read it online somewhere.
Wife: Where?
Husband: Some fansite devoted to amusement parks, coasters and the like. All sorts of topics are covered there. Paint, ride operations, construction. Trims.
Wife: Well I guess we're not riding the Carolina Cobra. Finish your wine. I want to ride the Carolina Goldrusher.
Husband: After that, can we ride the Carolina Cyclone?
Wife: No. It's too ugly. It needs to be painted.



....In other words, WHO THE @#$% DRINKS WINE AT CAROWINDS?!?!?!




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I Can't Believe It's Not Margarine!


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Glad they identified this thing.


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Maybe I don't feel like it.


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Of cloudless climes and starry skies.


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Bye Patrick. Don't be sad.

FIN.

No more, I promise.
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