- June 11th, 2015, 7:21 pm
#79469
I was thinking about starting a 'crazy stuff' thread. I am not talking about people who might have a real mental illness. Those people are not crazy, those people are sick. They should not be made fun of for having an illness. This is just meant to be a silly and lighthearted thread talking about the bizarre things that you see people say or do in the park. But, sometimes you just see something at the park, and all you can say is... W T F.
Here's mine, happened today.
Today, there was this guy who was carrying an umbrella. I can understand that, it was pretty darn hot in the sun. But it was not just a regular umbrella, it was one of those gigantic golfing umbrellas. In fact it was a Taylor Made umbrella. It was freaking huge. He walked right into the line of Fury, with the gigantic umbrella up. The person whose job it was to keep the loose articles out of the line said absolutely nothing. Of course it was kind of redundant, because most of the line to Fury is shaded (and misted). But still he kept that sucker up through the whole line, and everyone had to keep ducking their heads to keep their eyes from getting poked by it (it protruded into the parallel lines of people).
He took it down as he approached the seat-assigner, who again, said absolutely nothing about it. He was assigned to the seat behind me. He didn't try to set it down anywhere in the station. He brought it on the freaking ride! I am not joking. He is buckled in and holding it (sideways) on top of the lap bar. The only person who says anything, is finally the person who checks his lap bar. Of course he is completely shocked that he can't hold his umbrella (with the pointy end pointed at the chests of the people seated next to him) while travelling 95 mph on a roller coaster. What could possibly go wrong?
Here's mine, happened today.
Today, there was this guy who was carrying an umbrella. I can understand that, it was pretty darn hot in the sun. But it was not just a regular umbrella, it was one of those gigantic golfing umbrellas. In fact it was a Taylor Made umbrella. It was freaking huge. He walked right into the line of Fury, with the gigantic umbrella up. The person whose job it was to keep the loose articles out of the line said absolutely nothing. Of course it was kind of redundant, because most of the line to Fury is shaded (and misted). But still he kept that sucker up through the whole line, and everyone had to keep ducking their heads to keep their eyes from getting poked by it (it protruded into the parallel lines of people).
He took it down as he approached the seat-assigner, who again, said absolutely nothing about it. He was assigned to the seat behind me. He didn't try to set it down anywhere in the station. He brought it on the freaking ride! I am not joking. He is buckled in and holding it (sideways) on top of the lap bar. The only person who says anything, is finally the person who checks his lap bar. Of course he is completely shocked that he can't hold his umbrella (with the pointy end pointed at the chests of the people seated next to him) while travelling 95 mph on a roller coaster. What could possibly go wrong?
Last edited by kirkgun on June 11th, 2015, 7:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Uh-oh, I got a bad feeling now.
